Oh, Hallmark Holidays. I’ve NEVER been a huge Valentine’s Day person. I mean, when I was a hefty hefty lady, I enjoyed the chocolate. When Dylan & I started dating, it was more about the time we spent together, but we’ve never even gone out to Valentine’s Day dinner. I think flowers is my biggest “thing”, and they don’t even have to be roses. Our anniversary is a week later, and we celebrate that-which is enough for me. So this got me thinking, for those of you who just REALLY want a Valentine’s Day date, or a +1 in general, what would your Valentine’s Day/Significant Other application look like? Does your current +1 fit into yours? Read my preferred +1 application, my REQUIRED answers and Dylan’s answers.

Jen’s Significant Other Application

Name: (must have a name)
Eye Color: (must have eyes)
Hair Color: (would prefer hair, not necessarily a requirement)
Height: (must have a height)
Birthday: (prefer is my significant other has a birthday)
Favorite Birthday Gift to Receive: (must be under $30, due to insufficient bank funds)

Very Important Things
Taco Bell Order: (must have one item that I can take from you and eat most of)
Favorite Restaurant: (would prefer it to serve french fries)
Favorite NHL team: (can not be the penguins or Sidney Crosby)
Favorite thing to do on the weekends: (preferable answer is NOTHING)
Do you sleep with pants on? (no)
Do I have to sleep with pants on? (no)
What day of the week do you clean your house? (any day will do, I don’t want to clean)
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: (can not be birthday cake, I will not share)
Favorite Thing on McDonald’s Menu: (can not be McDouble, I will not share)
Preferred Grocery Store: (Walmart due to costs…)
Will you drive me to get food in the middle of the night? (yes)
Will you sleep on 1/4 of the bed? (yes, you have no choice)
Can i fart in front of you? (yes, you have no choice)

Final Thoughts:
Diseases: (prefer to have minimal diseases, on a need to know basis)
Disorders: (less than 75 diagnosed disorders preferred)
Preferred Married Age: (younger than 30)
Preferred Number of Children: (less than 12)
Can you watch Cheaper By The Dozen EVERY SINGLE NIGHT as we fall asleep? (yes)

^The last question is the most important.

Dylan’s answers (unprompted, emailed so he wasn’t near me, and 100% honest)

Name: Dylan M. Salisbury
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Redish-Brownish
Height: 6-Deuce
Birthday: June 2, 1993
Favorite Birthday Gift to Receive: Card (Home Made Preferably)
Very Important Things
Taco Bell Order: Beef Quesarito & Chicken burrito
Favorite Restaurant: Maynards in Excelsior
Favorite NHL team: Minnesota North Stars but since they aren’t around anymore…Chicago Blackhawks¬†
Favorite thing to do on the weekends: Watch Movies
Do you sleep with pants on? Absolutley Not
Do I have to sleep with pants on? Absolutley Not
What day of the week do you clean your house? Sunday
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cookie Dough
Favorite Thing on McDonald’s Menu: Anything that costs $1, like a McChicken.
Preferred Grocery Store: Cub
Will you drive me to get food in the middle of the night? Yes, I Have.
Will you sleep on 1/4 of the bed? I do, Every night.
Can i fart in front of you? You Do, Every night.

Final Thoughts-
Diseases: N/A
Disorders: OCD (overactive compulsive disorder)
Preferred Married Age: 23
Preferred Number of Children: 2-3
Can you watch Cheaper By The Dozen EVERY SINGLE NIGHT as we fall asleep? WE DO, EVERY NIGHT!
You should do this with your s/o. There is laughs to be had. (Can we point out that Dylan wants to get married at 23 and he turns 23 in a couple months? Also, we are squared away with our food orders, as far as I know he’s disease free, and there’s no Cub in Iowa Dylan, so we’re still going to Walmart. But most importantly, we literally do watch Cheaper By the Dozen nightly. We have for the last 8 or so months…)
Happy Valentine’s Day!

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