Remember in 2007 when it was cool to post bulletins on your Myspace? and then for some reason when we made Facebooks, they came back in 2010? No? Just me? I figured that my life would be great if I looked back on some of the questions from my old “notes” in Facebook (since I can’t find my myspace) and pick them apart. What was wrong with me? Here we go:


The person you like at the moment finds someone new, what is your reaction?
I dont like anyone worthwhile right now.
Past Jen, you’re a LIAR. You always had a crush on someone. Mostly the gross guys.

How would you react if you walked in on your best friend having sex?
They’ll be married when that happens.
Kyle Thompson, You were my “best friend” in mind during this time. I hope you read this. 

If you could punch someone in the face right now would you?
Woah, past Jen. So passive aggressive. 

When is the next time you will kiss someone of the opposite sex?
No one knows .
It was about three years later, you little introvert. 

What was your childhood nickname?
Ask my mom.
Because an old survey is going to ask my mom. I’m an idiot.

What are your favorite colors?
Lime green & Silver (:
What the heck. ew?

What’s something that bothers you about girls?
We are way too drama filled and clingy.
I was literally the most dramatic and clingy girl in high school. I was the problem!

Are you a fan of the band Taking Back Sunday?
Not a huge one, but there’s this one song…
Like, I could have just said yes.

Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Who even knows?
Google apparently didn’t exist in High School…

Whats your favorite smell?
Abercrombie Chase.
I can literally smell this right now. & Hollister Jake. 

Last restaurant you went to?

Ever kissed someone over 30?
FAMFAM? What in the hell? I hate myself. 

How’s your heart lately?
Well, I’m alive, so I’d say it’s fine.
I literally hate myself. 

What would you name your future daughter?
Whitney is #1.
I used to want to raise a stripper. 

Do you know anyone that is currently locked up?
Not personally.
Okay, so then the answer is NO. 

What are you doing right now?
Watching the Duke game. & texting.
There’s not a CHANCE I was watching the Duke game. 

How do you feel about your life right now?
I feel like it’s perfect. There’s only 2 things that could make it better.
Why am I so passive aggressive. It’s NOT perfect if there’s two things you want. And it’s CLEARLY about people who are reading this on Facebook. I hate myself. 

Would you ever forgive your boyfriend/girlfriend for cheating on you?
Probably. I know I shouldn’t. But, meh.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
Today. If only I was in Fridley…
I actually wasn’t ever going to fight anyone. Calm down past Jen. 

Do you know anyone who’s been in jail?
Yeah dude
Didn’t I JUST say not personally? This is BRUTAL. 

Past Jen was an idiot. A hot mess. Please, everyone, go read yours. EVERYONE wrote these, everyone has them. I’m tagged in like 20 of your guy’s old ones for some reason. Seriously. 

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