Oh, Hallmark Holidays. I’ve NEVER been a huge Valentine’s Day person. I mean, when I was a hefty hefty lady, I enjoyed the chocolate. When Dylan & I started dating, it was more about the time we spent together, but we’ve never even gone out to Valentine’s Day dinner. I think flowers is my biggest “thing”, and they don’t even have to be roses. Our anniversary is a week later, and we celebrate that-which is enough for me. So this got me thinking, for those of you who just REALLY want a Valentine’s Day date, or a +1 in general, what would your Valentine’s Day/Significant Other application look like? Does your current +1 fit into yours? Read my preferred +1 application, my REQUIRED answers and Dylan’s answers.
Jen’s Significant Other Application
Name: (must have a name)
Eye Color: (must have eyes)
Hair Color: (would prefer hair, not necessarily a requirement)
Height: (must have a height)
Birthday: (prefer is my significant other has a birthday)
Favorite Birthday Gift to Receive: (must be under $30, due to insufficient bank funds)
Very Important Things
Taco Bell Order: (must have one item that I can take from you and eat most of)
Favorite Restaurant: (would prefer it to serve french fries)
Favorite NHL team: (can not be the penguins or Sidney Crosby)
Favorite thing to do on the weekends: (preferable answer is NOTHING)
Do you sleep with pants on? (no)
Do I have to sleep with pants on? (no)
What day of the week do you clean your house? (any day will do, I don’t want to clean)
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: (can not be birthday cake, I will not share)
Favorite Thing on McDonald’s Menu: (can not be McDouble, I will not share)
Preferred Grocery Store: (Walmart due to costs…)
Will you drive me to get food in the middle of the night? (yes)
Will you sleep on 1/4 of the bed? (yes, you have no choice)
Can i fart in front of you? (yes, you have no choice)
Diseases: (prefer to have minimal diseases, on a need to know basis)
Disorders: (less than 75 diagnosed disorders preferred)
Preferred Married Age: (younger than 30)
Preferred Number of Children: (less than 12)
Can you watch Cheaper By The Dozen EVERY SINGLE NIGHT as we fall asleep? (yes)
^The last question is the most important.
Dylan’s answers (unprompted, emailed so he wasn’t near me, and 100% honest)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Redish-Brownish
Birthday: June 2, 1993
Favorite Birthday Gift to Receive: Card (Home Made Preferably)
Taco Bell Order: Beef Quesarito & Chicken burrito
Favorite Restaurant: Maynards in Excelsior
Favorite NHL team: Minnesota North Stars but since they aren’t around anymore…Chicago Blackhawks
Favorite thing to do on the weekends: Watch Movies
Do you sleep with pants on? Absolutley Not
Do I have to sleep with pants on? Absolutley Not
What day of the week do you clean your house? Sunday
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cookie Dough
Favorite Thing on McDonald’s Menu: Anything that costs $1, like a McChicken.
Preferred Grocery Store: Cub
Will you drive me to get food in the middle of the night? Yes, I Have.
Will you sleep on 1/4 of the bed? I do, Every night.
Can i fart in front of you? You Do, Every night.
Disorders: OCD (overactive compulsive disorder)
Preferred Married Age: 23
Preferred Number of Children: 2-3
Can you watch Cheaper By The Dozen EVERY SINGLE NIGHT as we fall asleep? WE DO, EVERY NIGHT!